Sunday, May 11, 2008

Laundry. I am so annoyed with my own Jewishness right now.

Laundry. I guess it's because my mother never did it. I decided that NO MATTER WHAT, I would not do laundry on Shabbat (sun down on Friday to sun down on Saturday) So now it's Sunday, and I am stuck with 4 loads of laundry! This sucks! I am exhausted and don't want to stay up to do my stupid freaking laundry! Plus, now some of my "blog fans" are telling me they want my blog to be heartfelt and to "dive into the deepness of my emotional self". How the hell am I going to dive into my emotional self about laundry? It's dirty clothes. Does it represent my inner being? Is it a metaphor for my life?
Maybe I want dirty laundry! Maybe I don't want my clothes to be clean. The dirt protects the clothes from the outside elements, just like I protect my heart from outside influences.
Hmmm....... or maybe I was just a lazy ass all week...didn't do laundry, and now I am stuck doing laundry for the next three hours since I wouldn't do it on Shabbat!!!
Whatever.

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