Tuesday, May 27, 2008

I love that "detox" is a verb!

Living in LA, the word 'detox' takes on many forms:
Adjective- 'Oooh that drink flushes my system. It's so detox!'
Verb- 'Can't go for drinks, I am detoxing.'
Noun- Q: 'What the hell is wrong with you lately?' A: 'I'm doing a detox.'


We can't just eat healthy, or exercise....We have to hollow ourselves out, get rid of everything that we've put into our systems over the last year, so that next weekend we can have 5 apple martinis and a pack of cigarettes. (aka 'REtox')


Can a steady diet of cayenne pepper and maple syrup really turn your life around?


I don't know, don't talk me. I'm detoxing.

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