Retaining Bitterness

So this morning, I have to "weigh in" for an informercial that I am going to be shooting. Okey doke, I think, I actually lost a pound on the cruise 2 weeks ago, and this past week I have been perfect and worked out diligently. Results should be through the roof, right? Well, I lost ONE FREAKIN' POUND. So annoyed! I work my ass off all week, and all I get is one freakin' pound. So basically, I could've gone on another cruise and gotten the same result? Yeah, I know I have my period right now and I'm retaining water as though I were the cruise ship itself...but still.

You're thinking Rach, you still lost weight. Who cares? Seriously, though, everyday I tote my little blue cooler around everywhere I go. I am living on chicken and Hummus and cucumbers. Which might sound good but gets old. No sugar, no dairy. No fun.

Whatever.

Oh, and get this. They measured me this morning. Yeah, I lost inches..IN MY BOOBS. Why can't I retain water there? F-ing biology.